Part hopeless romantic, part trouble maker. I promise I'm more fun than your ex. I speak three languages fluently: English, sarcasm, and horny.

Please be as weird as you want, but don't be creepy. I want to create space where you feel free to be exactly who you are - no filters, no performance. And if I'm being honest, I'm hoping you'll give me that same freedom to just exist as myself around you. I do risky things when I'm in the mood, and my schedule varies - but when I'm here, I'm 100% yours. Please don't ask me to PM you without tipping me. I don't show my face; trust me, if I could I would, but I can't, so please don't ask me to. I promise to keep you entertained. Peace.